VIVIAN the MAGNIFICENT!

swimming blissfully in a sea of bold-faced narcissism, comfortable delusion, hedonistic excess and vindictive estrogen since 1993!

Barb Wire (1996), starring Pamela Anderson Lee

Pamela Anderson has an ample pair of big ol’ bouncing jubbly-wubbly medicine ball breasts, and makes a very convincing prostitute.   if you take anything from this film other than that, you might need psychiatric counsel.   also, a word of warning: this film is bad.   I know this shouldn’t have to be said about a film that gives top billing to a creature that could only be described as ‘Hepatitis Incarnate’, but better safe than sorry.   unless you plan on watching a MST3K-style timewaster, please look elsewhere.   for the love of God, please look elsewhere.   fortunately for me, I’ve found that bad movies make great drinking games - might I suggest a shot for every time Miss Anderson here hits on a fat greasy bald guy?